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minkowski writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 7:57:32 PM
I'd like my tongue to play the role of her bath towel for just one week.
"In addition, we also have a new featurrete that shows lots of new footage from the movie and deeper look into the story. Click here to see it."
For Christ's sake, it's a film about Fox running around naked eating up little farmboys. That's as deep as you can go. Speaking of which...
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synthetic1985 writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 8:16:48 PM
haha...that's funny...it says jennifer's body, but how do we know for sure that it's really not jennifer's body and in fact megan fox's?...well that's easy....they just change the name and call it a movie to trick you...so she can later say, 'i'm still tired of being a sex symbol'...this movie doesn't make me a believer when she says stuff like that
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minkowski writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 8:25:23 PM
If she isn't a sex symbol, she isnt anything.
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synthetic1985 writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 8:33:53 PM
well, it's just too easy to do anything R-rated...unless you're a legend who knows how to make super excellent g or pg or pg-13 films, but when those kinds do R rated...they still don't sell out...they try to figure out every last detail to the end...it's why i thought T1 and T2 went very excellent hand in hand...still wished arnold was a bad terminator for a whole movie again but there's always the classic first so i still enjoy that
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c-prime writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 8:59:37 PM
Dammit, Fox's legs are crossed wrong! Her knees are blocking the view up her skirt! Stop tormenting me and strike the damn "Basic Instinct" pose, you fucking harlot!
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minkowski writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:04:41 PM
I'm pretty sure they all look alike, c-prime.
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SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:20:33 PM
Why'd you say it was sexy?
Nothing I haven't seen before.
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WeThePeople writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:26:27 PM
Lol, the director delivers that "what if" like it's a question thats been puzzling mankind for centuries. I didn't know this was a study of the human condition.
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SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:38:26 PM
If it was like Robert Pattinson going around eating girls (but lets face it, he doesn't have the experience to play a vampire), then this would be considered sexist.
Fucking double standards.
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SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:38:51 PM
(nor does he have the experience to eat girls...)
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minkowski writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:40:04 PM
No, but I hear he has double the experience in sucking.
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SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:47:57 PM
in more than one way.
He's very flexible, not as an actor, but as in a popular-in-the-prison-shower type of way.
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minkowski writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:50:37 PM
Too bad starring in shitty movies isn't a crime.
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WeThePeople writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:52:11 PM
Fuck Pattinson!
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WeThePeople writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:54:36 PM
I wonder if the movies would be shitty, if his cone face (cocks are inserted in cones) wasn't in them. Fuck Pattinson!
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SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 9:54:54 PM
No thanks WTP, I'm not into ugly chicks.
I haven't seen wankflinger anywhere today, maybe his mom took away his computer?
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minkowski writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 10:03:04 PM
Shittosser's busy refilling the ice cooler.
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L-Wray writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 10:09:42 PM
i'd do her in a heartbeat
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c-prime writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 10:30:28 PM
"I'm pretty sure they all look alike, c-prime."
That's not true, minkowski. Lindsay Lohan's snatch has a scorpion tail, gill slits, whiskers, three rows of razor-sharp teeth, and a never-ending menstrual cycle. Termed "cunnilingus extravangatus" by today's top scientists, it looks like some malformed crustacean at the bottom of the evolutionary chain or Mickey Rourke's face. Few people have witnessed the horrific abomination that is Lohan's cooch and lived to tell the story.
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RoadDogXVIII writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 11:05:56 PM
Got the soundtrack. It's a little meh, but there's some nice tunes. Hasn't "Time" been covered enough?
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Ranger writes:
on August 26th, 2009 at 11:25:56 PM
@Mink - 'Speaking of which...'
Bastard! You beat me to it!!!
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lost_addict writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 1:58:11 AM
someone should photoshop that blood next o her lips to semen...
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telur writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 4:09:02 AM
that man (read megan fox) is hot.....
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Ranger writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 4:25:55 AM
@lost_addict - it is semen. She made me cum too many times!
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The5thBeatle5 writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 11:13:00 AM
damn, that IS sexy! she may have acted like a douche these past few months, but that sure hasnt changed how hot she is!
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Space_Ghost11 writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 2:56:40 PM
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
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StrongR3tard writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 3:51:35 PM
the things i would eat out of her ass, you have no idea
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Ranger writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 6:47:13 PM
I'd start with the corn.
Then finish off with her sweet, sweet bum raisins!
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mattcl23 writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 9:21:43 PM
Now all we need is a restricted poster so she can spread her legs open.
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KirkLazerus writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 11:38:35 PM
i like how they promote talentless Megan Fox they should just show her naked in everyone movie poster
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Ranger writes:
on August 28th, 2009 at 12:05:06 AM
And make them a 'Scratch n' Sniff!'
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alek200 writes:
on August 28th, 2009 at 1:57:41 AM
Great Poster :)
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KirkLazerus writes:
on August 29th, 2009 at 2:15:10 PM
"And make them a 'Scratch n' Sniff!'"
hahahahahah it would smell like Michael Bays Semen
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