WorstPreviews.com Logo Join the community [Login / Register]
Follow WorstPreviews.com on Twitter
What\ News Coming Soon In Theaters On DVD Trailer,Posters,Pictures,Wallpapers, Screensavers PeliBlog.com Trivia/Quizzes
News/Headlines
Trailer for "Midnight Special" Sci-Fi Film, with Michael Shannon and Joel Edgerton
Nov 23rd, 2015
Trailer for "Central Intelligence" Comedy, with Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart
Nov 23rd, 2015
Trailer for Melissa McCarthy's "The Boss" Comedy
Nov 23rd, 2015
Trailer for Juan Antonio Bayona's "A Monster Calls"
Nov 23rd, 2015
First Look at "Central Intelligence" Comedy, with Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart
Nov 19th, 2015
Trailer for "Zoolander 2" Arrives Online
Nov 19th, 2015
Official Trailer for "Now You See Me" Sequel
Nov 19th, 2015
Trailer for Chris Hemsworth's "The Huntsman: Winter's War"
Nov 19th, 2015
Trailer for Keanu Reeves' "Exposed" Thriller
Nov 19th, 2015
First Look at Chris Pine on "Wonder Woman" Set
Nov 16th, 2015
Ridley Scott Reveals Another Title for "Prometheus" Sequel
Nov 16th, 2015
Gerard Butler is a God in "Gods of Egypt" Posters
Nov 16th, 2015
First Look at Liam Neeson in Martin Scorsese's "Silence"
Nov 16th, 2015
New Trailer for "The Divergent Series: Allegiant"
Nov 16th, 2015
Trailer for "Moonwalkers" Comedy, with Ron Perlman and Rupert Grint
Nov 16th, 2015
Trailer for Charlie Kaufman's "Anomalisa" Stop-Motion Film
Nov 3rd, 2015
Poster for "Warcraft" Arrives Online, Trailer Coming on Friday
Nov 3rd, 2015
There's a Good Reason Why Luke Skywalker Isn't on "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Poster
Nov 2nd, 2015
First Trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen's "The Brothers Grimsby" Comedy
Nov 2nd, 2015
"Spectre" Breaks Box Office Records Overseas
Nov 2nd, 2015
Final Trailer for Ron Howard's "In the Heart of the Sea," with Chris Hemsworth
Nov 2nd, 2015
New Photos From "Warcraft" Video Game Movie
Nov 2nd, 2015
Lots of New Photos From "Suicide Squad"
Oct 30th, 2015
Trailer for "Dirty Grandpa" Comedy, with Robert De Niro and Zac Efron
Oct 30th, 2015
Sandra Bullock to Star in Female Version of "Ocean's Eleven"
Oct 30th, 2015
Trailer for Jared Hess' "Don Verdean" Comedy, with Sam Rockwell
Oct 30th, 2015
"Indiana Jones" Producer Says Harrison Ford Will Not Be Recast
Oct 28th, 2015
Trailer for Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous 6" Comedy
Oct 28th, 2015
"The Walking Dead" Fan Kills Friend Who Turned Into a Zombie
Oct 28th, 2015
Another "Monopoly" Movie in the Works
Oct 28th, 2015
"Jumanji" Remake Hires "Con Air" Writer
Oct 26th, 2015
Disney's "Tower of Terror" Park Ride Movie Moving Forward
Oct 26th, 2015
Johnny Depp and Edgar Wright Team for "Fortunately, the Milk"
Oct 26th, 2015
Previous News Stories Next News Stories

Colin Farrell Freaked Out by Obsessed Fan

Posted: August 18th, 2009 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Colin Farrell Freaked Out by Obsessed FanSubmit Comment
Ireland Online is reporting that during a scene for his latest movie "London Boulevard," Colin Farrell "freaked out" when a female admirer sneaked past several security guards and climbed into the backseat of his car next to him.

A source said: "This woman came from nowhere and tried to jump in the car while they were shooting a scene. Colin went crazy and started screaming like someone had shot him. He was shouting at the girl to keep away. It really freaked him out."

After security pulled the fan out, Farrell was able to calm down and even attended an event with the cast and crew to celebrate the end of shooting on Friday.

Source: Ireland Online


Bookmark and Share
You must be registered to post comments. Login or Register.
Displaying 50 comment(s) Profanity: Turn On
Ranger writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 5:26:41 AM

What a Bitch! Farrell I mean... all that girly screaming and all.
VDODSON writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 5:33:00 AM

Even his performance in In Bruges does not balance out this p*ssy act.
minkowski writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 6:35:04 AM

What? Is he afraid of a little p*ssy? Well, then brother, he must be blood-sh*tting terrified of Lindsey Lohan.
Lander writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 7:01:16 AM

Poor-poor Collie Princess.
mdp711 writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 8:02:42 AM

Wah Wah Wah...what a cry baby. I can't stand him. Would he have preferred some hot "guy" to jump in instead? Probably...fagala
manichispanic writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 8:30:11 AM

he's just going through alcohol withdrawls
Horsemoney5 writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 9:16:16 AM

and to think he will be covering for heath ledger
minkowski writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 9:37:42 AM

Looks like he's got a....man-gina!
SACdaddy writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 9:45:24 AM

What a screaming vagina! He needs to get back on the booze quick. Wonder if he had the same reaction when he filmed his scene with the coked up, racist midget (little person pc) in In Bruges. I would, midgets freak me out!
blinkbomber writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 9:46:54 AM

Colin Farrell is awesome, and I don't blame him one bit for screaming bloody murder when a strange (most likely very ugly) woman sneaks in his backseat to do god knows what from behind. I'd prolly scream too!
Johnny Neat writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 9:48:31 AM

Oooook? Weird.
VDODSON writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 10:01:32 AM

Blinkbomber, then you too are a puss.
Bystander85 writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 10:24:58 AM

Colin Farrell - Foul Mouthed Gypsy Twat

Colins Got A Man-Gina
Ranma-Irias writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 10:36:48 AM

I think that's a reason to get scared because he wasn't expecting it but screaming like someone shot him?! What the f*ck man?!
minkowski writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 10:43:01 AM

Blinkbomber, take this to heart when I say that you're not a man.

"Colin Farrell is awesome,"

No, no he's not awesome. He's past his peak, even though his career never peaked, even though he's only 33.

When I hear his voice in a film, even in Miami Vice where he tried his effeminate best to appear masuline, he comes off as a whining, sniveling man-brat.

"I don't blame him one bit for screaming bloody murder"

Just who the f*ck says "screaming bloody murder"? That's a phrase you'd see in an Agatha Christie book. My grandmother used to say things like that, before she died. Nearly two decades ago. What are you, some kind of thong-wearing, pastel paisley shirt sporting metrosexual?

"when a strange (most likely very ugly) woman"

Of course, because only unarmed 'ugly' women are a threat to a screaming, ninnying 180 pound man? You have to wonder what Farrell's girlfriend thinks. I mean, when some guy breaks into their home at 3am, will Colin hide underneath the sheets and start talking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo, begging his wife to go downstairs and confront the intruder?

And does it matter if someone is ugly or not if they pose a genuine threat? Is this something you learned in prison, Blinkbomber, when you dropped the soap and were subsequently anally assaulted? I mean, later while stuffing toilet paper into your rectum, did you brag about how the guuy that raped you at least wasn't ugly?

I've heard of superficial, but it's a goddamned shame you're THAT shallow at 25. Dear god. What a sorry generation indeed, if you're the typical male specimen of your age demographic. f*ck.

"woman sneaks in his backseat to do god knows what from behind."

Again, I have to wonder what you expect, or perhaps HOPE, a woman will do to you from behind. Sorry to disappoint you, but your fantasy porn didn't come true. Farrell was not raped with a woman wearing a strap-on, though it's a safe bet that'll happen eventually.

And how do you get assualted from BEHIND when the person committing the assault is sitting NEXT to you? Was Farrel sitting SIDEWAYS, facing the window, when the lady popped in?

"I'd prolly scream too!"

See, I believe you when you say that. BTW, I love your Youtube and Myspace pages, Mando.
coldplayesence writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 11:56:46 AM

I bet the security guys just screamed at him: WHAT THE f*ck?!?!
Ranger writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 11:58:54 AM

Buuurrrrnnnnnn!!!!
The5thBeatle5 writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 12:21:18 PM

he looks like a toothless hillbilly in the pic above...o yea, and hes still a douche
synthetic1985 writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 12:41:21 PM

no offense...but it does seem like he thinks too much of himself....is this what happens when you don't associate with the public people anymore?
BitterPeace910 writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 3:44:30 PM

wow I wish this guy would just go away...... far far away.....
DoucheNozzle writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 3:44:58 PM

The pictures WP uses to head their articles are just plain brilliant. Reading the story while imagining Colon freaking out like in the photo makes the story much more hilarious.
VDODSON writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 3:50:35 PM

''Blinkbomber, take this to heart when I say that you're not a man'', f*cking hilarious lol
VDODSON writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 3:52:45 PM

Agatha Cristie, thats classic man lol.
Ravethebutcher writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 5:19:50 PM

he freaked so much because he thought he didnt have anymore fans
Ranger writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 5:27:05 PM

Me thinks someone above posted it right... he's de-toxing.
tolgaboy writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 5:33:07 PM

p*ssy weak men
Ranger writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 5:43:35 PM

Ahh... did you mean 'man' tolga?
fanolicious writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 5:49:26 PM

Ah, I see DINKowski is up to it again. Don't your parents put you to bed when you start throwing tantrums and smearing your feces around, asswipe?

"Effeminate best to appear masculine"? Is this an example of you trying YOUR dipsh*tted best to appear masculine, is that it? You love to pose and talk like some little tough guy, and I've seen your type a million times, buddy. Real loud-mouth online, big coward in real life.

Talking about someone else being "metrosexual" or wearing paisley blah blah -- yeah, yeah, we get it, you have a tiny d*ck and you try very hard to overcompensate. You don't feel like a real man, so you think accusing everyone else (online, never in real life of course, since talking trash face to face might get your teeth knocked out of your little pin head) of being gay or not manly somehow makes up for your shortcomings. Pretty cliched life you're leading there, meathead.

Your obsession with thinking other men are gay, your obsessive referencing of anal rape and anal sex, and your great concern about masculinity and the male physique make it pretty damn funny to see you acting homophobic. You kinda came up with that rather descriptive bit about women and strap-ons out of nowhere, didn't ya? Were you typing that with one hand? I bet.

Take it to heart when I say you aren't a man, either, or much of a person. You're a steaming pile of dog sh*t, you small-brained all-talk right-wing racist f*ck (yeah, I read your remarks on other threads, and left you some messages, dumbass). It almost makes me ashamed to admit I f*cked your mother. But hey, at least I didn't f*ck your dad -- that's your job, right loser?
Rarehunter writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 6:19:54 PM

BlinkBomber is a Faggot, also minkowski is a d-bag
oneman_wolfpack writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 6:22:57 PM

Whatta p*ssy. If a girl jumped into the backseat of MY car, I'd be all over that.
Ranger writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 8:06:14 PM

LOL (I thought of posting that myself).
StrongR3tard writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 8:24:58 PM

she must have been nasty
Vexatious Disease writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 9:23:04 PM

hahah colin freaked out cuz he doesnt know how to please a girl, only dudes
BurmaShave writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 10:25:31 PM

You faggots need to look up how many celebrities have been murdered by deranged fans.
fanolicious writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 11:12:46 PM

Gee, I wonder how many dumbasses here forgot that Farrell was stalked by an insane woman who actually got to him at least once, and he had to get a restraining order and go to court. This woman was batsh*t crazy, as in scary-crazy obsessed. She had a similar obsession with Alec Baldwin. This was an ongoing problem that lasted over the course of several years -- from at least 2004 through 2007. People who go batsh*t crazy and stalk famous people have a bad tendency to eventually try to hurt or kill them, so being concerned about it kinda makes sense.

A woman stalked and threatened to kill Michael J. Fox and his family, and the same woman later stalked that dude from Quantum Leap. And there have been a few stars murdered by stalkers and obsessed fans, in case you hadn't heard.

So talk all the tough-guy sh*t y'all want, but a woman is just as capable of firing a gun or sticking a butcher knife in your chest as anyone else. The dude got stalked for several years by a crazed bitch who snuck up on him at least once -- so if some other chick sneaks up on a f*cking movie set and jumps into a confined space with him, maybe he got a little weirded out, sure. Think of it as the way you'd all react if, like, a female ever got near YOU. For f*cking example, you bunch of sh*t-talking bitches.
Charlie9 writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 12:26:02 AM

haha, i like this fanolicious, mixing it up, cussing everyone on the thread haha. let's see if he can keep up with Minks next essay where he begins with a quote from a previous comment.
minkowski writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 12:43:29 AM

I think the issue is HOW he reacted, not that he reacted with alarm. Scraming is NOT, nor is it ever, manly.

And, you know, I wanted to call you fagolicious, but I decide not to play into your hands. I think you'd like that. Pun intended.
Ranger writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 1:13:44 AM

I have posted in the Reynolds thread.

I liked Colin in Phone Booth. He had a lot of script to carry. I like the darkness of that film. Sutherland had it easy... he could just read from the script.

Thank you WP for letting me post this.
Ranger writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 1:30:48 AM

But like others... my Reynolds post was deleted.

What's next... book burning on here? Or a vile virus busting through a firewall?

LOL!
minkowski writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 1:51:18 AM

I see someone here has a hard on for Colin Farrell, a penchant for taking offense to gay jokes and an unnerving interest in anti-homosexual views. But I'm the closeted queer. Yeah, right.

It's ok, fanolicious, we won't hold it against you for putting your tongue in pictures of Farell, pictures where you've cut holes in the crotch.

But your motives are transparent. You're the defender. Well, no one asked you to defend anyone. blinkbomber is a 25 years old, and I would hope he can defend himself. Besides, when he says stupid sh*t like claiming farrell screamed in part because the woman was ugly, he deserves to get trashed.

"Ah, I see DINKowski is up to it again. Don't your parents put you to bed when you start throwing tantrums and smearing your feces around, asswipe?"

No, my parents go f*ck and leave me with the computer. What do your two mommies do? Lube up with hot butter oil? Play Betty Crocker with their pancake tits?

But, man, that's clever. Dinkowski. I mean, go for the nick, that's a good start. Why didn't I think of that tactic? Not like I called you fagolicious anywhere. And asswipe, another clever insult. Man, you should get your own late night gig. And then you comment on feces. Do you have a scat fetish? It's ok, I know you want recognition, you need someone to hear your plaintiff cries. Your Mom and Other Mom are two busy putting down the plastic bed liner and straightening out the restraints.

""Effeminate best to appear masculine"? Is this an example of you trying YOUR dipsh*tted best to appear masculine, is that it? You love to pose and talk like some little tough guy, and I've seen your type a million times, buddy. Real loud-mouth online, big coward in real life."

I'm sure you have. I'm sure you've seen planty of men online. Not me though. I usually stick to the female persuasion, and by usually, I mean always.

But don't let it get to you. I'm a loud-mouthed *sshole in real life. I mean, I understand my masculinity undermines and threatens your self-worth, being a pantywaist as you are, but you're going to have to deal with it and move on. Go watch Brokeback Mountain or something. Go put a plaid shirt and a tough pair of tight rugged jeans and head to the nearest 'dude ranch'. You'll feel better later, I imagine.

The funny thing is, if you knew me like you imagine and think you do, I'm pretty much the same in real life like I am here. The only time I shut the f*ck up is when I'm in a clearly objectively no-win situation.

But whatever, right? All you wanted is a response and to show everyone you're an even bigger *sshole by shutting me up, right? Make yourself king? Try to be the alpha male? Well, you can have it loser. But I'm more than sure a tiara, not a crown, is your style.

Or instead, do you think your idiotic 'defense' against 'homophobia' and 'racism' somehow defines your life, your personage? Do you think that makes you a 'better' person? It doesn't. You're still the hollow man, and the center for you cannot hold.

"Talking about someone else being "metrosexual" or wearing paisley blah blah -- yeah, yeah, we get it, you have a tiny d*ck and you try very hard to overcompensate. "

Why the interest in my d*ck, bud? That's a fairly large Freudian slip you've got going on there. You should have that checked out.

Then again, I don't think d*ck size means much to me, thank god. I like to think I'm more evolved and concern myself with mind size. It's a novel idea, no doubt, one that might leave a 'man' in your situation a little flummoxed. I mean, how do you rectify thinking with your d*ck and thinking with your brain? Toughy. If I were you, I'd just stick to what you know best.

"You don't feel like a real man, so you think accusing everyone else (online, never in real life of course, since talking trash face to face might get your teeth knocked out of your little pin head) of being gay or not manly somehow makes up for your shortcomings. Pretty cliched life you're leading there, meathead."

LOL. Most people are cowards in real life. Most people are afraid to go to jail or get hurt. Well, I've been to jail a few times and that's no dissuasion. Most people are nothing but little rabbits afraid of their own shadow. Only the crazy f*cks will 'punch someones teeth out'. That's called assault, and in a number of places, carries a fairly high price. Like most people want a criminal record! But you're right in a way. I don't talk trash to people I think might actually KILL me, like the crazed pimp gangbanger or the crazy eyed white dude with a shank up his sleeve. That's just stupid. Talking sh*t is a balance. Know when and where and who.

Sadly most people either won't fight or will try to intimidate you into being quiet. Those are the real cowards.

So, let me say this, I do talk sh*t, but not to the those I gauge capable of murder. Most of the time, people will get in your face, threaten, and then back away. It's safe to say, most people are cowards.

"Your obsession with thinking other men are gay, your obsessive referencing of anal rape and anal sex, and your great concern about masculinity and the male physique make it pretty damn funny to see you acting homophobic. "

Ahh, another idiot using 'homophobe'. That's you by the way. The idiot.

A homophobe is someone that fears homosexuals, or homosexuality. Well, it's safe to say NO ONE fears homosexuals. Not even other homosexuals. I mean, Unless your name is Andrew Cunanan.

So I think what you're trying to say is that I'm a closeted homosexual, and I make jokes to cover that fact up, is that right? What can I say? You got me. I LOVE to cross dress, I love to wear women's panties and high heels. I love to service hairy flabby old men for candy and cheeseburgers. Nothing like blowing some guy with an afro crotch, skinny white spider legs and a bulging belly! Yum!

But seriously, I have no idea how women sleep with guys at all. Pretty f*cking disgusting. The bad breath and the dirty teeth and the underarm odor. It's fair to say people are typically hygienically gross, and men are the more disgusting of the two genders. I mean, have you ever seen a woman with underwear skid marks? Well, you probably have, and by woman, in your case, I guess I mean anorexic crackhead in drag.

And no, I type with two hands. I jerk off with my feet. Don't you know anything?

"Take it to heart when I say you aren't a man, either, or much of a person."

Well, thanks for the compliment. Knowing people, and not being a person, according to you, at least it's safe to say I won't hang innocent women as witches, try to get my innocent coworker fired, start a genocide, bomb a church, abuse and neglect my children, cheat on my wife AND my taxes....

"You're a steaming pile of dog sh*t, you small-brained all-talk right-wing racist f*ck (yeah, I read your remarks on other threads, and left you some messages, dumbass)."

Steaming pile of dog sh*t? ANOTHER scat remark. Look, if you're into sh*t, sh*t f*cking and sh*t eating, don't take it out on ME. I can't help it your a closeted scat lover.

Racist? You bet. Now where did I leave that burning cross and my little white pointed hood? No, not your dunce cap, fanolicious (what a f*cking gay ass name that is).

Right-wing? Why thank YOU! In all serious, I very much admire Ronald Reagan.

Small-brained? You bet! Nothing says low IQ like refusing to agree with everyone else and refusing to stay sickeningly polite! Nothing says GENIUS like a nickname of fanolicious and calling people 'asswipes', homophobe and racist! Nothing screams brilliance like making scat jokes while condemning gay jokes! You have me there, you MENSA member you!

"It almost makes me ashamed to admit I f*cked your mother."

No you didn't. Moy mother is HIV free.

"But hey, at least I didn't f*ck your dad -- that's your job, right loser?"

Look, no need to get angry over me having a mother-father family. It's not MY fault you were artificially inseminated, that you're just the product of two lonely butch women and an anonymous sperm donor.

"You faggots need to look up how many celebrities have been murdered by deranged fans."

No need. You've already implied it happens often enough for Colin farrell to start SCREAMING like a woman getting raped, like a little girl having her first period (see, I AM GAY! I made a menstrual joke, so obviously I want a period of my own. Man-gina here I come!)just because a woman he didn't even bother looking at or talking to jumped in the backseat of his car.

Look, I've been f*cking SHOT in the back, and if some dude hopped in MY car, even with a gun, while I was in the backseat, I wouldn't f*ckING SCREAM! Way to lose control of the situation Colin, way to go you little bitch. Stupid stupid stupid! If she was going to kill him, if he REALLY thought he was in danger, screaming would likely make the crazy chick actually STAB him. You know, like in true crime, where the killer finds a victim, she starts to scream, and he shuts that sh*t off quickly with a knife, bat, gun, whatever.

What did Colin THINK was going to happen? Did he really think all that screaming would run off some woman with murderous intent? Did he think it would bring the cops running? Whatever. He's a sheltered sissy. Period.

"BlinkBomber is a Faggot, also minkowski is a d-bag"

No, not douchebag. *sshole. I prefer the term *sshole. Why? Well, isn't it obvious now that fanolicious (omg, that nick screams homo) has outed me as a flaming c*cksucking homosexual?

Well, I'm off to suck some d*ck! Thanks for making me honest, dude!

(and yes, for the thick-skulled, I'm being facetious)
minkowski writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 1:56:30 AM

Oh, well, I am a coward. Pretty chicks make me a little nervous, especially the REALLY pretty chicks. You know, the ones with perfect smiles and smooth golden tan legs extending like tentacles from a pair of cutoff tight clean jean shorts, with a cut off shirt and a belly ring...yeah, they make me a scared little boy. But goddamn that's fun.
Rich k writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 3:29:03 AM

damn collin this makes you look like a bitch, he was bad ass in the movie in bruges.
masKritic writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 5:33:16 AM

was she hot?
padfootbob writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 1:32:55 PM

lol... reminds me of his character from 'In Bruges'.
fanolicious writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 3:58:38 PM

One essay right back at ya, Dinki...

"I see someone here has a hard on for Colin Farrell, a penchant for taking offense to gay jokes and an unnerving interest in anti-homosexual views.
But I'm the closeted queer. Yeah, right."

Awww, did I strike a nerve, Dinki? Yeah, I think I did. By "unnerving interest" you mean you're unnerved that someone told you you sound like a paranoid ignorant closet-case, right? Yep. By "penchant for taking offense to gay jokes" you mean I think it's pathetic that paranoid ignorant closet-cases go around talking sh*t to try to make themselves sound macho, right? Right. And by "someone here has a hard on for Colin Farrell" you mean you and everyone else who rushed in to talk on and on about imagining him to be a woman, having a vagina, and so on, right? Right.

"It's ok, fanolicious, we won't hold it against you for putting your tongue in pictures of Farell, pictures where you've cut holes in the crotch."

Considering how hung-up you are on the idea of Farrell as a woman, it sounds obvious who has a little crush on him, Dinki. And generally speaking, why would anyone cut a photo up to make it resemble you, d*ckless wonder?

"But your motives are transparent. You're the defender. Well, no one asked you to defend anyone. blinkbomber is a 25 years old, and I would hope he can defend himself. Besides, when he says stupid sh*t like claiming farrell screamed in part because the woman was ugly, he deserves to get trashed."

No, my motive is that you're a stupid loud-mouth bitch who deserves to get his face pushed down into the sh*t he talks, Dinki. I don't need to defend anyone, I'm expressing my own opinion about you and your moronic babbling, you knuckle-dragging ape.

"No, my parents go f*ck and leave me with the computer. What do your two mommies do? Lube up with hot butter oil? Play Betty Crocker with their pancake tits?"

They leave you with the computer? To what, edit the video and upload it to a site for circus-freak sex acts with their kid? And uh, even if I had two lesbian moms, you are obviously stupid enough to think that implying they have sex is somehow an insult? "Ooo, you have lesbian moms who oil up and have small breasts!" -- Really, that's all ya got, pinhead?

"But, man, that's clever. Dinkowski. I mean, go for the nick, that's a good start. Why didn't I think of that tactic? Not like I called you fagolicious anywhere. And asswipe, another clever insult. Man, you should get your own late night gig. And then you comment on feces. Do you have a scat fetish? It's ok, I know you want recognition, you need someone to hear your plaintiff cries. Your Mom and Other Mom are two busy putting down the plastic bed liner and straightening out the restraints."

Aaaaand again with the obsession about homosexuals. You can keep making my point, Dinki-boy. Thanks. As for "clever insults", you mean like "p*ssy" and "man-gina"? How many brain cells do you kill coming up with that, sh*thead? And naw, I don't have a scat "fetish" -- but I AM concerned about all of the sh*t you're spreading around every time you open your mouth or tell your father to climb off. And for a little prick who brags about being a loud-mouth who annoys people, it's kinda interesting to see you slip up and admit that it's out of a desperate need to get attention and have people hear your cries, since that's obviously why you are projecting onto other folks. If that's YOUR motivation, and the first thing that pops into that tiny brain of yours, fine, but you should really avoid assuming your own pathetic motivations are driving everyone else, Dinki. Oh, and again with the "You're lesbian moms are still having sex" remarks as some attempt at insult? Okay, sparky!

"I'm sure you have. I'm sure you've seen planty of men online. Not me though. I usually stick to the female persuasion, and by usually, I mean always."

Oops, too late, Dinki! "Usually I like women... uh, I mean, ALWAYS usually! Damn it!" Dur, dur! No, I don't seek out men online, Dinki, sorry if that just ruined whatever fantasy you've got going in your sock. If I sought out men online, would I be talking to YOU? Obviously not, dipsh*t.

"But don't let it get to you. I'm a loud-mouthed *sshole in real life. I mean, I understand my masculinity undermines and threatens your self-worth, being a pantywaist as you are, but you're going to have to deal with it and move on. Go watch Brokeback Mountain or something. Go put a plaid shirt and a tough pair of tight rugged jeans and head to the nearest 'dude ranch'. You'll feel better later, I imagine."

Dinki, you don't HAVE any masculinity. What part of this are you not understanding? But hey, now I get why you can be a loud-mouthed *sshole in real life: you're in junior high or something, right? And it's summer time, so you aren't in danger of getting your ass kicked by other kids if you talk sh*t, since you already admitted your parents stick your nose to the computer all day. So when you're cooped up at home, it's probably real easy to mouth off out loud and make an idiot of yourself, since there's nobody else around to do anything about it, right? Oh, but wait, later you mention being in "jail", so if that's not just some little kid thing about trying to sound tough (yeah, suuure you've been shot, Dinki, bet that impresses all the kids in yer "hood", haha! moron!) then you're equating "juvenile hall, for public exposure while jerking off at a petting zoo" with being "in jail".

"The funny thing is, if you knew me like you imagine and think you do, I'm pretty much the same in real life like I am here. The only time I shut the f*ck up is when I'm in a clearly objectively no-win situation."

I'm sure you're just as stupid and ignorant and worthless in real life, Dinki. And now that I know you spend all day cooped up at the computer (did you get PTSD from your "stint" at juvy, and now you just can't relate to all the other kids on the playground anymore?), I don't doubt that you scream and rant and foam at the mouth in real life as well, making your room in the basement a real mess. As for shutting up in no-win situations, guess what? Time to shut the f*ck up, Dinki, you're in a no-win situation (what counts as one for you), it's called LIFE, bitch.

"But whatever, right? All you wanted is a response and to show everyone you're an even bigger *sshole by shutting me up, right? Make yourself king? Try to be the alpha male? Well, you can have it loser. But I'm more than sure a tiara, not a crown, is your style."

Wow, so now besides imagining Farrell as a woman, you're getting your rocks off trying to imagine ME as one? Ha! Pathetic *sshole (that's what your dad told you last night, too, isn't it?). I donít care if anyone else thinks I'm a bigger jerk than you, and I don't expect you to shut up either. That would mean you actually had a working brain cell in that stupid head of yours, Dinki. No, I just want YOU to know that I can and will be as big a jerk and as rude as you are, every time I see you posting some lame babbling sh*t (meaning every time you post, probably).

"Or instead, do you think your idiotic 'defense' against 'homophobia' and 'racism' somehow defines your life, your personage? Do you think that makes you a 'better' person? It doesn't. You're still the hollow man, and the center for you cannot hold."

Wrong, Dinki-boy. Shouting-down moronic childish big-mouthed cowards like you DOES make me a better person. Just existing pretty much makes me a better person by comparison to you, c*ckface.

"Why the interest in my d*ck, bud? That's a fairly large Freudian slip you've got going on there. You should have that checked out."

Sorry if you got the wrong idea and got hot and bothered, Dinki. Like everyone else except your father, I have no interest in your d*ck. Your obsession about gays is a longstanding fact, so this is just projection again. See a therapist, dumbass.

"Then again, I don't think d*ck size means much to me, thank god."

Uh... wow, and you think I made a Freudian slip? Hahaha!

"I like to think I'm more evolved and concern myself with mind size."

Ooops, well then you're in for an even WORSE self-imagine, pea-brain.

"It's a novel idea, no doubt, one that might leave a 'man' in your situation a little flummoxed. I mean, how do you rectify thinking with your d*ck and thinking with your brain? Toughy. If I were you, I'd just stick to what you know best."

Since you have very little of either, it's obviously not a problem for you, now is it, Dinki? Unlike your apparent impression of life, though, I don't rectify (nice choice of words there, too, Mr. Freudian slip) thinking with the d*ck and the brain, because I know that "thinking" should always BE in the brain. You don't have that option, though, so it's understandable that you get this one wrong, sh*tbreath.

"LOL. Most people are cowards in real life."

No, Dinki, they AREN'T. Being "afraid" doesn't mean someone is a coward, and being afraid of rational things to fear doesn't make you a coward either. Cowards lack COURAGE in the face of any danger or adversity, they are weak of will and of spirit.

"Most people are afraid to go to jail or get hurt. Well, I've been to jail a few times and that's no dissuasion. Most people are nothing but little rabbits afraid of their own shadow. Only the crazy f*cks will 'punch someones teeth out'. That's called assault, and in a number of places, carries a fairly high price. Like most people want a criminal record! But you're right in a way. I don't talk trash to people I think might actually KILL me, like the crazed pimp gangbanger or the crazy eyed white dude with a shank up his sleeve. That's just stupid. Talking sh*t is a balance. Know when and where and who.
Sadly most people either won't fight or will try to intimidate you into being quiet. Those are the real cowards."

And here you go with your "I been to jail, man" bullsh*t. Oh, you must be "legit", you said "crazed pimp gangbanger" and "shank". Hahaha! Did they anoint you the official "soap retriever"? Hahaha! Child, shut up and stop trying to impress by pretending you have a "rep", hahaha! And yeah, do you get the fact that you spend most of your time online here trying to intimidate other people into being quiet? So yeah, that's my point, and that's why you're a lying, stupid, obnoxious little coward, BITCH (to use your nickname from "in the joint", hahaha!). So you've been to jail, but now your parents stick you in front of a computer, according to your other comment? Hahaha! Try to keep your fantasy life consistent, douchebag.

"So, let me say this, I do talk sh*t, but not to the those I gauge capable of murder. Most of the time, people will get in your face, threaten, and then back away. It's safe to say, most people are cowards."

Again, no most people are NOT cowards. That's something cowards tell themselves to feel better about being whiny little bitch cowards.

"Ahh, another idiot using 'homophobe'. That's you by the way. The idiot.
A homophobe is someone that fears homosexuals, or homosexuality. Well, it's safe to say NO ONE fears homosexuals. Not even other homosexuals. I mean, Unless your name is Andrew Cunanan."

No, you DO fear homosexuals, Dinki. That's why you made that remark in the other thread about gay people needing to keep their d*cks away from your mouth and ass Ė remember, you actually DID say that, Dinki. So you have dreams at night where all these gay men are lining up trying to stick d*cks in you, apparently. You want them to keep away from you, because you fear them, because you fear the fact that you WANT them. It's called a closet, Dinki, and you really oughta come out of it.

"So I think what you're trying to say is that I'm a closeted homosexual, and I make jokes to cover that fact up, is that right?"

Wow, you must be a genius. Figured that out, did you?

"What can I say? You got me. I LOVE to cross dress, I love to wear women's panties and high heels. I love to service hairy flabby old men for candy and cheeseburgers. Nothing like blowing some guy with an afro crotch, skinny white spider legs and a bulging belly! Yum!"

Well... you conjured up a rather vivid little image there, didn't you? You got just a BIT too descriptive there, Dinki, to try to pass it off as a joke.

"But seriously, I have no idea how women sleep with guys at all. Pretty f*cking disgusting. The bad breath and the dirty teeth and the underarm odor. It's fair to say people are typically hygienically gross, and men are the more disgusting of the two genders. I mean, have you ever seen a woman with underwear skid marks?"

Finding the actual image or thought of gay sex disgusting doesn't make you a homophobe. Gay people find the thought of straight sex disgusting. It's not the natural physical attraction, so of course it's unappealing and men are physically gross to a straight man. Not finding it appealing and thinking men are physically disgusting isn't what I am calling homophobic. It's your insults and overt bigotry that's homophobic. And the intensity of it and your constant detailed references to homosexual acts (with vivid descriptions and too much detail) combined with your raging fear of gays is what makes it obvious you are a closeted homosexual.

"Well, you probably have, and by woman, in your case, I guess I mean anorexic crackhead in drag."

See? Details and more details from Dinki.

"And no, I type with two hands. I jerk off with my feet. Don't you know anything?"

Sorry, I had no idea it actually fell off.

"Well, thanks for the compliment. Knowing people, and not being a person, according to you, at least it's safe to say I won't hang innocent women as witches, try to get my innocent coworker fired, start a genocide, bomb a church, abuse and neglect my children, cheat on my wife AND my taxes...."

Except that you're a racist ignorant right-wing nutcase, the folks who hung women as witches, start genocides, bomb black churches, lynch, cheat on wives, swindle, and so on. So you don't have to be a real person to be a lame, worthless waste of oxygen, dumbass.

"Steaming pile of dog sh*t? ANOTHER scat remark. Look, if you're into sh*t, sh*t f*cking and sh*t eating, don't take it out on ME. I can't help it your a closeted scat lover."

How come the first thing you thought of when you saw the word "sh*t" was "somebody f*cking it"? It's not like homosexuality, where when you keep bringing it up and writing out fantasy scenes, it's inherently about sex, Dinki. But yeah, you see "sh*t" and think "someone oughtta f*ck it and eat it." And you think I'M the one with a scat fetish? Haha!

"Racist? You bet. Now where did I leave that burning cross and my little white pointed hood? No, not your dunce cap, fanolicious (what a f*cking gay ass name that is)."

You left your cross in some black person's yard, and your hood's stuffed in your mom's cooz to stop the bleeding from the f*cking I just gave her. And again with fantasizing about me? Sheesh.

"Right-wing? Why thank YOU! In all serious, I very much admire Ronald Reagan."

Putting verbal sparring on hold for a moment, Ronald Reagan wasn't really "right-wing". He was conservative, he had certain libertarian bents, and (despite historical simplifications in press and books) by far favored slow, intelligent diplomacy over aggression. His most conservative elements were economic, and compared to today's standards he was overall moderate and barely more conservative than Richard Nixon (who by today's standards would be a conservative Democrat, or a Republican ran out of his own party).

"Small-brained? You bet! Nothing says low IQ like refusing to agree with everyone else and refusing to stay sickeningly polite!"

And you mistake being a loud-mouthed contrarian with HAVING an IQ. By "sickeningly polite", you mean not hating blacks, not fearing gays, and generally adhering to basic standards of intelligence and human decency? Please, this trite low-brow notion that you are some sort of renaissance man because you're just refusing to toe the popular line is the typical banal "maverick" concept of mentally disturbed sociopaths. Meaning you.

"Nothing says GENIUS like a nickname of fanolicious and calling people 'asswipes', homophobe and racist! Nothing screams brilliance like making scat jokes while condemning gay jokes! You have me there, you MENSA member you!"

And by this you mean your real definition of "genius" is muttering "dur, gay" and confusing any reference to the sh*t in your brains with scatological desires?

"Moy mother is HIV free."

Good to know she gets tested so regularly (I guess she has to, in her line of work), and it's proof I don't have to worry that you or your dad actually f*cked her while I was away.

"Look, no need to get angry over me having a mother-father family. It's not MY fault you were artificially inseminated, that you're just the product of two lonely butch women and an anonymous sperm donor."

Hahaha, okay, so your family swipes are going to continue being along the lines of "You have two lesbian parents who used artificial insemination"? To you, that's worse than you f*cking your dad?

"No need. You've already implied it happens often enough for Colin farrell to start SCREAMING like a woman getting raped, like a little girl having her first period (see, I AM GAY! I made a menstrual joke, so obviously I want a period of my own. Man-gina here I come!)just because a woman he didn't even bother looking at or talking to jumped in the backseat of his car."

And now a joke about rape. Wow, you find rape and little girl periods funny, huh? Now why did I ever think you were a sick stupid f*cker? There's that "Man-gina" reference again, too. So you must really like combining the words "man" and "vagina", huh? Wonder why... you impotent douchebag.

"Look, I've been f*cking SHOT in the back, and if some dude hopped in MY car, even with a gun, while I was in the backseat, I wouldn't f*ckING SCREAM!"

Oh wow, you must be Tupac! I bet all the other kids think you're sooo "gangsta", huh? Bullsh*t. And if some dude hoped in your car while you were in the back seat, the reason you wouldn't scream is to avoid scaring off the new customer, BITCH.

"Way to lose control of the situation Colin, way to go you little bitch. Stupid stupid stupid! If she was going to kill him, if he REALLY thought he was in danger, screaming would likely make the crazy chick actually STAB him. You know, like in true crime, where the killer finds a victim, she starts to scream, and he shuts that sh*t off quickly with a knife, bat, gun, whatever."

"Like in true crime??" You mean true-crime pulp comics or something? Another example of talking with your head so far up your ass you can see daylight when you open your stupid f*cking mouth, Dinki. You know why cops tell crime victims to scream? Because screaming and resistance are two of the best ways to DETER an attack. Just like your stupid comments about black people and crack, your attempts to act like you know anything about anything just further prove how stupid you are, you pathetic loser. Maybe your OWN M.O. during attempted assaults (is that why you think rape jokes are funny, d*ckface?) is to go all stabby if your intended victim screams, but if that's your familiarity with "true crime" then it's faulty.

"What did Colin THINK was going to happen? Did he really think all that screaming would run off some woman with murderous intent? Did he think it would bring the cops running? Whatever. He's a sheltered sissy. Period."

Hmm, maybe he thought "is this the psycho stalker who might shoot me? holy sh*t!" And since it says he shouted at the woman to "keep away", maybe his "shouting" was "who the f*ck are you? get the f*ck out of here! Keep away from me, you stupid crazy little bitch!" You know, what people tend to say to you, Dinki, when they see you. So yeah, his "screaming" could've been anger as much as concern. It's YOU who hears about a guy "screaming" and starts going off into fantasies that he screamed like a woman. Wonder what that could mean?

"No, not douchebag. *sshole. I prefer the term *sshole. Why? Well, isn't it obvious now that fanolicious (omg, that nick screams homo) has outed me as a flaming c*cksucking homosexual?"

Dinki, you wish EVERYTHING screamed homo at you (besides the people who know you, that is -- because yeah, you probably try to associate with other moronic homophobes). And you are an *sshole AND a douchebag. Don't worry, you can be both.

"Well, I'm off to suck some d*ck! Thanks for making me honest, dude!
(and yes, for the thick-skulled, I'm being facetious)"

Hahaha! Only a really repressed, paranoid closet-case would feel the need to say "I'm gonna suck d*ck. Uh, not really, it's a joke... I'm not gay dammit!"

"Oh, well, I am a coward. Pretty chicks make me a little nervous, especially the REALLY pretty chicks."

Yes, because you fear they may want to have sex with you. But don't worry, that's the most irrational fear you have. Relax, they don't want to come NEAR you, your closet door can remain closed.

"You know, the ones with perfect smiles and smooth golden tan legs extending like tentacles from a pair of cutoff tight clean jean shorts, with a cut off shirt and a belly ring...yeah, they make me a scared little boy. But goddamn that's fun."

Aaaaand, the final "just to prove I'm not gay, I'll describe a chick and act like it turns me on." Transparent, Dinki. Very transparent. You really are a stupid f*cking goon, Dinki.
Ranger writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 5:06:41 PM

She... if I skipped right past Fan's post because I didn't want to read it, and have done so without bitching. Maybe some of you whining pussies can learn the same technique.

It's pretty simple... so I doubt it.
Derp88 writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 7:37:38 PM

Too bad the stalker didn't elbow Farrel in the larynx,that would have made that story better

Man up Farrel
blinkbomber writes:
on August 20th, 2009 at 4:09:36 PM

Wow, you guys have really shown me the light. I'm totally seeing things the way you are all of a .... ah f*ck it. Good job insulting me, since it's all most WP's elite seem to care to do. But my opinion is mine and I'm not ashamed for it. Colin Farrell is one of my favorite actors. Tigerland, The New World, In Bruges...I love those movies. But oh well, guess I'm wrong and you guys are right.

FYI: I am a man, and not a puss. And I don't kiss guys. My lady-friend wouldn't like it.
blinkbomber writes:
on August 20th, 2009 at 4:32:10 PM

Oh and for the record... an example of an "ugly woman" was like Woody Harrelson's landlord from Kingpin. I made that comment, like so many other people here make comments... to be funny.

But seriously... that woman was ugly. Ha.
freudismyhomeboy writes:
on August 22nd, 2009 at 3:51:33 AM

tl;dr.

Guess that's the bad side of Hollywood.

There's a Good Reason Why Luke Skywalker Isn't on "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Poster

"The Walking Dead" Fan Kills Friend Who Turned Into a Zombie

Ridley Scott Reveals Another Title for "Prometheus" Sequel

"Indiana Jones" Producer Says Harrison Ford Will Not Be Recast

Johnny Depp and Edgar Wright Team for "Fortunately, the Milk"

"Spectre" Breaks Box Office Records Overseas

Paul Bettany Responds to Jason Statham's "Avengers" Insult

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Demolishes Pre-Sale Records

Sandra Bullock to Star in Female Version of "Ocean's Eleven"

Daniel Craig Would Rather Commit Suicide Than Return as James Bond
Lace Wedding Dresses from ViViDress UK online shop, buy with confidence and cheap price.
WorstPreviews.com hosted by pair Networks WorstPreviews.com
Hosted by pair Networks
News Feeds | Box Office | Movie Reviews | Buzz: Top 100 | Popularity: Top 100
Poster Store | About Us | Advertising | Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Web Tools | Site Map
Copyright © 2009 WorstPreviews.com. All rights reserved