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First Look: Lindsay Lohan on "Machete" Set

Posted: August 15th, 2009 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
First Look: Lindsay Lohan on "Machete" SetSubmit Comment
SplashNews got its hands on several photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of the upcoming "Machete" film, which is based on the faux "Grindhouse" trailer, starring Danny Trejo.

The photos show Lohan in a bikini top and a towel shooting a pool scene. In between filming, she takes a smoking break while an army of people work on her hair and make-up. Check out the photos below.

Directed by Robert Rodriguez, "Machete" also stars Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Segal, Michelle Rodriguez, Don Johnson and Cheech Marin.
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dbreuning writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:17:01 PM

Well..where are you Ranger and Minkowski? ;)
Ranger writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:23:03 PM

I see they took out the pictures of Lohan bent over and on her back at the audition.
Ranger writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:24:06 PM

Why is that guy touching her hair without wearing gloves?!
The5thBeatle5 writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:31:09 PM

uhhhhhh....i uh......yikes
coldplayesence writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:33:09 PM

@ Ranger- or a gas mask and some condoms?
Ranger writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:34:49 PM

My best stuff was censored here. I don't blame them... it was particularly... appropriate.
Ranger writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:35:46 PM

I will tell you what I (sincerely) do like about this... girl.

She is living proof that ANYONE can make it in Hollywood. So if your dreams are directed there... go for it.
OneTime writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:37:51 PM

I JUST WANNA PARTY WITH LOHAN AND AMY WHINEHOUSE FOR ONE WEEKEND.
coldplayesence writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:38:15 PM

Censored? Since when????
coldplayesence writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:40:41 PM

@OneTime- STFU about Winehouse, at least she does great songs unlike Lohan.
Ranger writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:40:54 PM

About 5 comments. No prob. It's not my site. And I certainly respect their wishes.
alexgi writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:42:04 PM

Sorry Ranger, we had to delete a few comments. I spend 2 hours a day dealing with emails about how you offend people.
johnny_boy writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:43:27 PM

lindsey lohan?in machete. i already dont want to watch this movie.guess she can tell us who u gotta blow to get a gig round here.
Rich k writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:47:13 PM

god these are horrible pictures. I still accually think that she can pull a cool hoker character.
coldplayesence writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 8:47:30 PM

You see Ranger? Gary Coleman is finally taking you down!!! lol
lost_addict writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 9:32:01 PM

not good pictures.she needs to start putting food inside her instead of semen.
BlutoDaBoss21 writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 9:40:48 PM

no way...well atleast hollywood knows where to get material for the roast of Lindsey lohan. hahaha deleted comments you got that commin ranger XD. i actually laugh out loud with your guys' comments, and Alex, thats the best picture for the front of this page lol!
minkowski writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 10:10:32 PM

"Sorry Ranger, we had to delete a few comments. I spend 2 hours a day dealing with emails about how you offend people."

You delete comments that OFFEND people? Well, damn. This whole thread offends me! Like I want to look at Lindsey Lohan's face!

Dear god, I can't believe the total sissies that come on here and write emails because some comment offends them. What a bunch of losers. If you don't like something, don't read it! Ignore it! Grow up people! Like if this place didn't have Ranger or some of the other people, I'd waste my time coming here just to hear a bunch of droning monotonous comments about how every piece of trash film is "like OMG, I can't wait!" quality. Probably a bunch of girls and whiney no-spine men sending in those emails. Losers.

And Lohan looks terrible. She looks even worse in those pictures.
minkowski writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 10:18:59 PM

"she needs to start putting food inside her instead of semen."

Semen, I hear, is high in protein and salt. That COULD explain why she smells like fish, but I have a better explanation.
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 10:33:54 PM

Ew.

I really hope it's only a cameo.
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 10:35:30 PM

'Sorry Ranger, we had to delete a few comments. I spend 2 hours a day dealing with emails about how you offend people.'

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
minkowski writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 10:42:25 PM

"I really hope it's only a cameo."

You mean CAMO. She's disguised as a transvestite.
vwkombi writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 10:53:12 PM

Does having sex with Lohan count as beastiality?

@ Ranger
Haha, kudos man. Offending people rocks. Keep up the good work!
minkowski writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 11:26:50 PM

"Does having sex with Lohan count as beastiality?Does having sex with Lohan count as beastiality?"

No, that's considered necrophilia, or in some jurisdictions, 'tomb raiding'.
JRprime writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 11:39:56 PM

"Dear god, I can't believe the total sissies that come on here and write emails because some comment offends them. What a bunch of losers. If you don't like something, don't read it! Ignore it! "

then why are you on this thread minkowski? you dont like this thread...yet youre not ignoring it and your still posting on it..
vwkombi writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 11:49:27 PM

"No, that's considered necrophilia, or in some jurisdictions, 'tomb raiding'."

Nicely put sir.
skatemaster62 writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 11:49:59 PM

how many d*cks did she suck to get this role? 20, 30, or more? f*cking slut
minkowski writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 11:54:25 PM

"then why are you on this thread minkowski? you dont like this thread...yet youre not ignoring it and your still posting on it.."

Umm, because it's a great place to bash Lindsey Lohan? You're not too bright, dude. Like I would ignore this bashfest. And NOTHING on here offends me. If I can get in some fun comments, it's all good. Now think about the next time you post one of your stupid remarks.
minkowski writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 11:55:56 PM

"Nicely put sir."

Thank you, vwkombi.
minkowski writes:
on August 15th, 2009 at 11:59:24 PM

'then why are you on this thread minkowski? you dont like this thread...yet youre not ignoring it and your still posting on it.."

Umm, where did I EVER say I didn't or don't like this thread? Can you quote that for me? Can you?? I re-read the thread and I don't see ANYWHERE I said that this thread offends me. Are you SURE I said that? Really sure? Or are you just making up sh*t so you'll have something to say? lol.

And yeah, where I said 'this entire thread offends me' is obvious sarcasm. In other words, not a truthfl statement. Are you THAT dumb, dude?
JRprime writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 12:21:06 AM

yeah im not bright. sorry i cant prove my intelligence through comments on a movie website like you, because you sound so smart to everyone! its amazing!
minkowski writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 12:23:00 AM

yada yada yada. You're more boring than a turtle taking a dump.

Where's Ranger or one of the other interesting folks?
minkowski writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 12:31:21 AM

"sorry i cant prove my intelligence through comments"

Why not? So many other people on here do, why can't you? lol
StrongR3tard writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 12:44:11 AM

haha i was excited the second i saw his headline. always good for a laugh
JRprime writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 12:58:30 AM

aww what happened minkowski? did no one respond to you? is that why you had to do another post 10 minutes after the one before? how much attention do you need? and stop laughing at your own sh*tty jokes.
BondMcClane007 writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 1:02:57 AM

haha tomb raiding... idk how people find this stuff offensive to the point where they gotta write emails.. if its that bad on any given occasion just argue it out
DoucheNozzle writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 1:03:48 AM

Love the necrophilia quip, Minkowski. When I first saw the pictures, I pretty much thought along the same lines, that she looks like a reanimated corpse. God, when did she get so f*ckin' pale and flakey. Well, nevermind, she probably forgot to scrub off all the c*m the guys in the crew shot at her decomposing body. All she asked for in return was a rusty syringe and sandpaper covered vibrator. For God's sake, Lindsay, you used to be damn fetching, but now you are sniffing Lysol and eating super-glue. Eat something... bitch...
minkowski writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 1:15:52 AM

"All she asked for in return was a rusty syringe and sandpaper covered vibrator."

lol!
minkowski writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 1:24:01 AM

"is that why you had to do another post 10 minutes after the one before?"

No, not ten, eight. Eight minutes later. You're not good with math either I see. You should find some place more amenable to your IQ and talents, friend, like the local bus bench or the Hooked On Phonics forum.

"did no one respond to you? is that why you had to do another post"

Huh? Well, I WAS replying to ONLY YOU, right? No one else, right? So why would I expect 'anyone to respond' when the 'anyone' was in fact YOU. Now, I'd call you a 'nobody' rather than an 'anybody', but sure, we can play the game your way. I can do the Special Olympics thing with you.

Please do try to contribute more than just an occasional bitch at me and play off my posts. Try to lead rather than follow (my posts). Try to ACT rather than REACT. Uou're the nail, not the hammer. Can you do that? Can you at least TRY?
johndillinger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 1:38:27 AM

i haven't read all the comments, nor will i. so forgive me if im repeating anybody. but don't these look like regular paparazzi shots???
minkowski writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 1:41:24 AM

And?
JRprime writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 1:58:10 AM

oh my god, your tough guy antics are really getting old. Are you half as tough in person? Or do you only get satisfaction from online interaction? And stop calling me stupid, you f*cking dumbass. You don't know anything about me. Honestly, who the f*ck do you think you are?
c-prime writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:11:23 AM

So, these threads get edited based on "offensiveness", eh? Last week, I made a joke about Lohan's nickname being "clownp*ssy" and it was removed hours later. I noticed the same thing happened to Ranger. I have to ask: Who exactly did I offend? I really must know as I was very proud of that joke (I'm sure Ranger feels the same about his). It's not like I was trying to bash clowning as a real-life occupation or something. Are there actual clowns that visit this website and feel insulted by the Lohan quip I made...or are they instead pussies who feel threatened by my association of their kind with clowns? Methinks the latter. Somebody give me some answers.
c-prime writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:15:05 AM

And, Ranger, for the love of God, keep the posts coming. Half of the laughs I get from this site come from your irreverent Lohan disses (the other half being from Brett Ratner quotations).
minkowski writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:15:10 AM

"oh my god, your tough guy antics are really getting old. "

And? What're you going to do about it? Bitch some more?

'Are you half as tough in person?"

No. Twice. Unless you're packing heat. Then I call the f*cking cops. I won't end up DEAD because you're an idiot. And it's too tough to get a concealed gun license here. Not like I'd want to have to explain why the other guy has spilled lasagna for a head.

"Or do you only get satisfaction from online interaction? "

I get satisfaction running my mouth anywhere to anyone. Don't you hate the fact you can't bully people online? Doesn't it suck you can't try to intimidate just anyone on the internet?

See, in real life, if I was this little weakling and you're some hulking monstrosity, you'd use your size to shut me or anyone else up. Or you'd tell 'the boss'. That's how real life works. Intimidation to shut people up from speaking their minds. Online, the weaklings send emails crying to the website owner. Boo hoo! He said something I don't like! Waaaaah! But it's far less effective. Yep, technological liberation in practice.

But I run my mouth plenty in real life.

"And stop calling me stupid, you f*cking dumbass. "

No, stupid, I won't. Frustrating isn't it? Makes you want to say something mean. Go ahead, go for it.

"You don't know anything about me. "

I don't want to. I didn't ask anything about you did I?

"Honestly, who the f*ck do you think you are?"

I'm minkowski.
c-prime writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:21:15 AM

Oh, no he didn't! Ha ha ha!
DoucheNozzle writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:23:49 AM

Minkowski wins! Flawless victory! *Cue Mortal Kombat theme song*
c-prime writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:24:46 AM

I'm sorry, minkowski. With the yuks I got from that post, I should've credited you for an additional 30% of my laughs on this site. Sure, it's an improper fraction, but then again, I'm an improper man.
minkowski writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:32:01 AM

lol!
minkowski writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:34:10 AM

God this place rocks. Damn shame about the whiners though.
KROQ writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:35:51 AM

f*ck ugly c*nt
c-prime writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 2:54:11 AM

Is it just me or does Photo 7 look like Lindsay taking it in the ass from Maggie Gyllenhaal in a swimming pool?
tcu21 writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 3:08:20 AM

How long before the cops caught the crackwhore posing as Lindsay Lohan?

Oh wait...I see it now.
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 5:22:21 AM

Lol... thx. folks.

I certainly do respect Alex's operation of this site.

As for the whiners. If people aren't talking about you, you're doing something wrong. I don't figure they're as much offended of my comments as they are knowing full well they're not bright enough themselves to post anything of interest. I accustom to censorship. But again, it's not my site and I respect the opinions/judgments of the moderators. I do with those 'offended'... instead of whining to their Mommy or Daddy, they have found an ear here with a/the moderator(s), instead of they just being told to act like big people and scroll past those posters that 'offend' them, accept other people's comments, of to just shut the f*ck up.

Whiners do so instead of being bright.

PS: Lohan is aging like milk.

Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 5:31:28 AM

PS: If my previous comment offended you...

Please note that while I do appreciate your right to feel 'self-important', but please then respect my opinion that I don't give a rat's ass (ever). Sorry whiners... lol.

Thank you for reading (even though I posted no pictures do help get you through this).
mdp711 writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 5:33:21 AM

Just for the record, there is NO PROTIEN IN SEMEN!!!
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 5:46:50 AM

U sure? http://www.biggerloads.com/male-fertility/semen-composition.html

PS: sorry if the discussion of semen is offensive... but I didn't start it. If this still bothers you, please contact the Moderator(s) of this site to have this and related comments removed.

Thank you Whiners for reading.
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 5:58:35 AM

I mean, Google: 'Protein in semen' and I've c*m across pages of info. Protein is indeed in semen (as I'm sure all the of whiners on here were already fully aware... first hand (job)).
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 5:59:28 AM

I am endeavoring to make the previous comments medically educational. If you don't think they are... you're a moron.
dandythelion writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 6:53:32 AM

whore, tranny, drug addict, lesbian don't matter. i still want to give her a jump
lost_addict writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 7:09:02 AM

amen to that...
Lander writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 7:37:56 AM

Something tells me she's gonna play the girl who will be f*cked by Machete.)

SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 11:08:16 AM

Remember when she had red hair? Her boobs were like C34's or something.

Now she's blond and she doesn't even have titties.

Spreaking of redheads, I hope that chick in the last picture is in machete!
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 11:08:31 AM

Or, I hope Machete gets in her!
Space_Ghost11 writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 11:25:49 AM

Yes we all cant stand her anymore - she'll never be hot again - shes a crackwhore - WE GET IT! Something I find hilarious and interesting is how much time Ranger & Minkowski have to post on here. Do you both work out of your shacks? Like have no lives at all? Mink you must have all the time in the world to sit and actually write all these long ass posts trying to not only appear like a total brilliant film-buff but appear smart at all. Really we're not worthy of your high superior tastes and genius. You must be rolling in the p*ssy huh man? The ladies just love to hear a possibly grown man or either 15 yr old boy rant & rant about his tastes like they are the best ever. How none of us on here no sh*t about anything because we're "pop culture tools" right? The real question for you is, Do you think any of us care who you are or what you think or say? I mean I'm sure some do because they bitch back at you but those of us who have lives outside of the Internet honestly dont give a f*ck about what you have to say.
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 12:17:39 PM

"Mink you must have all the time in the world to sit and actually write all these long ass posts trying to not only appear like a total brilliant film-buff but appear smart at all."

I'm laughing at the irony.
lost_addict writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 12:31:25 PM

"Remember when she had red hair? Her boobs were like C34's or something."

she was super hot in freaky friday...massive boobs.
johndillinger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 12:32:18 PM

space ghost nailed it. im surprised mink doesn't have a story written out already about how he thinks you are the sh*t underneath his shoe.
synthetic1985 writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 12:44:04 PM

i just don't understand...she f*cks up her career...expects the audience be ok with it...and now we got people signing her up whether or not the public agrees?...well the public is about to answer back REAL soon
LincolnHawk writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 1:38:21 PM

Not to be rude, but lohan looks terrible! She can be pretty but it looks like she has been uglied up for this film! Also the bikini looks like a skin peice rather than a bikini.
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 3:08:10 PM

@Space_Ghost - Ahh... the ignorance of immaturity. If you HAVE READ my past posts, I have mentioned (when asked re: my time to post) that I retired VERY YOUNG. So... I'm not writing from my shack. My time is my own. Sorry you're staring down the long road of work ahead of you. So, before you come back with a 'I don't care' (from jealously... clearly), remember that I don't care either, and you DID ask. So... back to bed you. 5AM comes early and those Walmart shelves aren't going to stock themselves, boy.
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 3:12:30 PM

And Space_Ghost - as per my previous comments to the whiners (of which you're clearly one). If you're so dull to as only make personal attacks on here, and not thoughtful, bright enough and/or (obviously) lacking in the cognitive skills to post comments relating to the topic at hand (Lohan in Machete, I believe it is), may I suggest you go back to watching your Mother pay the rent on your trailer servicing John's on her 70's, black-lacquered, mirrored waterbed or just plain ol' suck it? Seriously, post relative to the topic. Agree that not everyone in life will agree with you (that's called: 'growing up' and 'maturing'), and the world will be a better place - even with you unproductive ass in it... otay? Thx. for reading.
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 3:28:45 PM

"The real question for you is, Do you think any of us care who you are or what you think or say? I mean I'm sure some do because they bitch back at you but those of us who have lives outside of the Internet honestly dont give a f*ck about what you have to say." -- do you think anyone gives a f*ck what YOU have to say Space_Ghost... really? And apparently YOU DO, as you took the energy to reply (to Mink's and my comments). And as far as having a life outside the Internet (part of my business's IS the Internet), but my life outside of it is marvelous, thank you. How's yours? Jealous when someone other than yourself gets the spotlight (why should they, they're infinitely MORE interesting that you are). And the irony is... you, yourself take the time to post on here... LOL.

And I've made more money in the time it's taken me to type this, than you'll make all day. So suck it Boy!
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 3:39:37 PM

PS: Lohan has really let herself go.
Booo writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 5:58:22 PM

to Spooky Cupcakes:

"Spreaking of redheads, I hope that chick in the last picture is in machete!"

That is Alicia Rachel, she was in the original Machete fake trailer as the mom.
Lordchristo writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 8:16:01 PM

Lindsay Lohan? I thought she was put down after Herbie? Man, I need to get a hang of this internet thing. . .
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 8:32:03 PM

I just looked up Lohan's career.

She has seen a steady decline since the middle point of 2004 where she was #2 on IMDB for...get ready: The 5th Annual Latin Grammy Awards - NO even for her 'talent'. She saw another (very) slight 'bump' for...get ready: 'The 2007 MTV Movie Awards' (again... not even for her 'talent'). Since that peak of mid '04 she has steadily declined in popularity.

But hey... he Mom is a media-grabbing... 'Mother' and her Dad hangs with Jon Gosselin.

And (as posted above) this youngin is aging like milk.

Sorry if this post, its included facts and comments offend. They are (only) the expressed opinions of Ranger and do not represent the views of WorstPreviews.com

Thank you for reading.
minkowski writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 9:14:34 PM

"Do you both work out of your shacks?"

no, I work out of an outhouse with a laptop. BIG difference, see?

Like have no lives at all?

What exactly is a life to you? Bing swilling at the local bar while feeling up your roomates sister's friend? A life is whatever makes you happy. Happiness is relative. Don't you know that? See, that's why you have the stupid posting nick and can only resort to remarking on people's posting habits. You're a follower.

"Mink you must have all the time in the world to sit and actually write all these long ass posts trying to not only appear like a total brilliant film-buff but appear smart at all."

Actually I do. I'm a very connected man. Thanks for your observation.

"Really we're not worthy of your high superior tastes and genius."

Again, thank you. That's what I've tried to say numerous times concerning a repeat number of you. I'm glad to finally have independent confirmation. Not all people are equal. Too bad, huh?

"You must be rolling in the p*ssy huh man? The ladies just love to hear a possibly grown man or either 15 yr old boy rant & rant about his tastes like they are the best ever. "

I like to think that I live my life on my own terms, not according to what some bitch thinks I should do. Any man that leads his life according to p*ssy isn't a man but a tool. A machine led around by his little pecker. So no, I don't head or pay attention to what some chick says I should do or say. Not only that, but like a woman has anything to say.

"How none of us on here no sh*t about anything because we're "pop culture tools" right?"

Basically. As they say, son, if the shoe fits, wear that f*cker down to the heel.


"The real question for you is, Do you think any of us care who you are or what you think or say?"

The real answer for you is 'no'. I post for my pleasure, not yours. You're my tool, not the other way around.

"I mean I'm sure some do because they bitch back at you but those of us who have lives outside of the Internet honestly dont give a f*ck about what you have to say."

And yet, here you are, bitching back at what I have to say. Isn't your 'life' getting cold without you squatting on it like a roosting hen? Your 'precious, unique and unimaginably permananent existence' that will 'go on and on forever in splendor and perfection'? That thing you think matters to anyone but you, that you believe matters to anything anywhere anytime, a life will end up with you in heaven or something? Your life of tolling for sex, cashing paychecks and just begging for meaning? Yeah, hurry up buddy, get back to it before it escapes your clammy and desperate clutches.
Ranger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 9:18:12 PM

Alex - I have found Space_Ghosts personal attack towards Mink off-topic and really offensive.

Will be be banned?

Thank you,

Ranger.

johndillinger writes:
on August 16th, 2009 at 9:42:16 PM

Ranger, Mink- 1

Other guy- 0
Ranger writes:
on August 17th, 2009 at 12:31:50 AM

lol... thx. JD.
synthetic1985 writes:
on August 17th, 2009 at 5:03:27 PM

i guess i should've said, i have nothing nice to say about lohan, so i won't say anything.....but that always backfires a lot these days
lostwarrior writes:
on August 17th, 2009 at 8:01:49 PM

well if this foreshadows anything, its that Lohans career is heading right for PORN...
Ranger writes:
on August 17th, 2009 at 9:31:30 PM

I'd watch her in a porn/snuff flick.
lostwarrior writes:
on August 17th, 2009 at 9:55:43 PM

is this called positive type casting???
vwkombi writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 2:59:25 AM

Herpes finally has a mascot.
vwkombi writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 3:08:11 AM

Ohhh and Space Ghost, basically you suck.
Charlie9 writes:
on August 18th, 2009 at 2:56:32 PM

Ok, so I don't actually know a great deal about LL, I can only name 4 of her films; the twin one, the 2 chick-flicks and herbie or wotever its called. The reason for this is because I have a girlfriend (Whoohoo) who made me watch them. Yeah they're all gash but there is worse, surely. Can someone explain any reasons I'm missing to why she gets the barrage everytime she's mentioned on a thread? I'm not complaining or anything but is there actual evidence that she's a whorebagslutho?
Eben1277 writes:
on August 19th, 2009 at 5:36:38 AM

What a f*cking waste. She was literally the smokin hottest woman in the world when she made Mean Girls. She was hot like lava. Hot like the sun. Hot like the Tokamac. Now she looks like an extra from Resident Evil. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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