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Lindsay Lohan Confirms "Machete" Role?

Posted: August 1st, 2009 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Lindsay Lohan Confirms "Machete" Role?Submit Comment
Director Robert Rodriguez previously mentioned that he has made an offer to Lindsay Lohan to star in his upcoming "Machete" film, based on his faux "Grindhouse" trailer.

Now, Lohan has updated her Twitter page, hinting that she has just been cast. "Something was made official today!!!!!!!!!," she posted, later adding a link to the IMDB page for "Machete."

At this point, Danny Trejo, Michell Rodriguez and Lohan are already on board. Jonah Hill, Robert De Niro and Steven Seagal are still in negotiations. Stay tuned.

Source: Twitter


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Ranger writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 6:02:15 PM

Just O.D. and die bitch.
Ranger writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 6:06:41 PM

RUN DENIRO... RUN!!!!!
acslaterson writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 6:14:13 PM

I hope she gets a Machete to the head in the movie and they forget to substitute the rubber one for the real one. Nah, then she would get the Brandon Lee martyr treatment and become a cult figure.
Ranger writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 6:16:57 PM

Or just be considered a dead hosebag!
lostwarrior writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 6:24:00 PM

perhaps she will be a stripper or the daughter of the threesome Machete has with a daughter and wife thing. and Deniro or Machete himself just kills the bithc. Deniro killing his daughter for being a slut. and Now that i think about it. is this really a stretch for her acting ability...
Ranger writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 6:24:50 PM

Y'know what? I'd still throw on into her. Just so when she does O.D... I can sit in a room with my friends... point to the TV with the 30second Memorial she'll get on ShowBiz Tonight and say: 'I Rangered that!'
Aaron writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 7:01:12 PM

Ooooh, sheees not soooo baaad.
JRprime writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 7:31:55 PM

ranger you comment way too much
DoucheNozzle writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 7:50:43 PM

Shut up, JRprime!!! Posts from the great Ranger are the only thing that keeps our planet sane!!! Just kidding. Plus, Ranger has shown his hatred towards Lohan in many talkbacks, so him commenting alot on a Lohan story should be par for the course.
DoucheNozzle writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 8:02:27 PM

Rodriguez needs to make sure that the Seagal slices her in half by sticking a blade up her c*nt, pulling the blade up to rip her body in half and have her intestines pour onto the floor ala Wrong Turn 2. Just imagine all the syringes, c*m, condoms, and crucifixes that would fall out of her. That is how the beast must be slain. Oh, yeah, they should kill her character in the movie too.
AshTrey writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 8:05:12 PM

RANGER'S COMMENTS ARE FUNNY, BUT YES WAY TOO FREQUENT. YOU MAY OD AND DIE WITHOUT THIS SITE..
DNAonherCHIN writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 9:17:28 PM

PARAMEDICS COULD'NT RESUSITATE THIS UNTALENTED BITCHES CAREER.
DNAonherCHIN writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 9:18:27 PM

FANTASTIC TITS THO.
DoucheNozzle writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 9:21:57 PM

Hehehe... Exactly, AshTrey. I almost ODed and died because I didn't visit the site within 20 minutes. Hehehe...
BigUnit writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 9:23:17 PM

Jonah Hill? kinda random dont you think lol
DoucheNozzle writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 9:40:12 PM

BigUnit, Jonah Hill will be playing a Mexican. Rodriguez lets white actors play Mexicans in some of his films, such as Willem Dafoe playing a rich Mexican in Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
Rich k writes:
on August 1st, 2009 at 11:20:15 PM

i think if she kinda plays like a silent in the darks type of hooker kind of role, then this will be good.
lost_addict writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 12:47:52 AM

i would love to f*ck her and knock her up :-)
Ranger writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 1:23:09 AM

WORD! And thx. guys... I enjoy posting. A lot... apparently. Is there a limit I'm unaware of? I'll respect it of course.
Ranger writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 1:35:33 AM

Psst.... thx. Douche (and others).
acslaterson writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 1:43:38 AM

She is a Ginger and has no soul, pity should not be bestowed upon her!
ilovemovies82 writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 2:22:38 AM

Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Jonah Hill, Robert De Niro and Steven Seagal all in the same movie? What an interesting and eclectic ensemble.
BlutoDaBoss21 writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 3:29:17 AM

Machetes in productions, nice! next is HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! who asked you ASS-trey. your makin Ranger Infamous lol but will never have the same status of fame like Minkowski. ill tell yeah, everyone wanted his blood one time or another on here hahaha... oh 2008....good times
Ranger writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 11:21:34 AM

lol.
Faron Crush writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 11:36:09 AM

You know, when I heard RR was gonna bring this flick to reality, I thought "wow, you know what this movie needs...talentless lesbian herpes!" Man sometimes my clairvoyance scares me.
Ranger writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 11:46:47 AM

Bwwwahahahahaaaa! Nice!
Ranger writes:
on August 2nd, 2009 at 7:02:57 PM

Lindsay Lohan in: SLUG TRACKS!

The story of her slimy crawl to the top... annnnnndddd back down again.
Hollywood1086 writes:
on August 3rd, 2009 at 6:46:49 PM

omg WHYYYY would anyone want to cast her in anything?!
Ranger writes:
on August 4th, 2009 at 1:40:11 AM

Because she takes great anal during the casting process.
electrichoneybuz writes:
on August 4th, 2009 at 5:40:47 PM

I think she will be awesome in "Machete"
It suits her

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