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djmike247 writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 6:17:36 PM
Wow!!!!
Looks bad on a good level. Hell I watch Segal movies, this can't be worse!!!
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Aido4258 writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 6:34:22 PM
Who the fuck gave this the green light.
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jjjjjoey writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 6:42:09 PM
LOL!!
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PrevalentMind writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 6:43:16 PM
Asylum doesnt have greenlights...it only has yellow ones...and they speed up and race through the intersection- which explains all the car wrecks this shitty distributor has produced...
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MK ULTRA writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 7:14:51 PM
"Asylum doesnt have greenlights...it only has yellow ones...and they speed up and race through the intersection- which explains all the car wrecks this shitty distributor has produced..."---- hahahah so true
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bacci40 writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 7:21:19 PM
asylum is the worst of the worst...they see themselves like troma studios, but they have yet to produce anything that isnt a ripoff or just plain bad...they make boll look like an auteur
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WV-Films writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 7:34:11 PM
"Appear in stores??" You mean we wont be able to see this masterpiece on the big screen inbetween Terminator Salvation and Transformers 2?
What a shame!!
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akumavern writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 7:48:32 PM
Better than Wolverine.
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WAFFLE MAN writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 8:48:11 PM
better than Street Fighter and Dragon Balls Evolution lol.....yes balls...
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kgoding writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 8:49:53 PM
isnt that a squid, not that mega shark vs giant squid would make this movie any better, but yeah i agree with akumavern, probably better then wolverine.
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defiant1 writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 8:51:55 PM
Forget direct to dvd... this sucker should be direct to beta.
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lost_addict writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 9:05:55 PM
lol,that shark at the end jumping on the airplane...
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Space_Ghost11 writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 9:59:19 PM
change the title, make it no CG (make it look ya know... real) and then it could be good. And @ - akumavern (better than Wolverine?) are you on fucking drugs, I hope that was sarcasm.
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AP102390 writes:
on May 11th, 2009 at 11:59:17 PM
"it rises!" hahahahaha omg i need to see this movie for the comedic aspect of it. every once in a while you need a movie that is so bad it's awesome. can't wait for this movie to come out.
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bacci40 writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 12:18:13 AM
asylum musta hired a new pr guy...cuz most of their shit is totally ignored...this clip is showing up everywhere...
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AP102390 writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 12:19:02 AM
WV, i was thinking the EXACT same thing! why can't we see this work of art on the big screen?! nay, not big screen, but IMAX 3-D. such beautiful and definetly not cheap CG should be seen on huge screens. i wonder how much they paid the 5 year old that did the CG work for this film?
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WV-Films writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 12:39:17 AM
^^They paid him in crayons.
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BurmaShave writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 1:07:17 AM
Yes!
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vwkombi writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 2:00:22 AM
Wow, this movie looks fantastic! Then again when it comes to films, i can be a real masochist.
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BondMcClane007 writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 2:41:58 AM
Are you serious?... Are they serious?
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Eben1277 writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 5:56:55 AM
What about Snakes on a Train?? CG would probably be better if it was drawn in crayon, then it would really feel like a Troma movie, and at least have a sense of humor.
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ACTIONFIGURE writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 8:55:33 AM
WOW!! Jump the fuckin' shark indeed!! Oddly enough, I would still fuck the Botox outta Debbie Gibson!!!
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japaninmotion writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 10:05:19 AM
I smell Oscar!
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Ranger writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 10:55:54 AM
'We're dealing with a menace!' -- would that be the storyline?! You know what... I'll go see this in a heartbeat. ANYone with balls big enough to fund this project deserves our $'s! Like djmike247 says.... this is bad on a good (great) level! This is Snakes on a Plane on American Gladiator steroids! Hell... this is what they could have used the American Gladiators in a movie for... THIS ONE! They finish filming one of their TV episodes... Nick Fury (Jackson) shows up, explains how the Avengers are too busy hitting on The Wasp and their Nation needs their help, and off they go... saving the Golden Gate Bridge! Wow... I'm stoked!
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Ranger writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 10:57:22 AM
AF on DG... I hear ya my friend! Just to tell the Buds at the Pub. Hey, guess what? I nailed Debbie Gibson!
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Ranger writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 10:58:07 AM
To: japaninmotion - LOL. I wish I had said that.
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ACTIONFIGURE writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 11:32:03 AM
Ranger-Oh hell yes!! Be sure that "Only in my dreams" is playing in the background while giving her "The Spooker" LOL
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Ranger writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 11:42:08 AM
lol...nice!
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Ranger writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 12:06:01 PM
I'd like to know how the get these 2 creatures to fight. I mean... the ocean is a pretty big place (so I've heard)... and these 2 don't seem like the type to take instruction very well... so...?
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Blank x2 writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 1:39:36 PM
I love B movies. This definitely is something I'll watch and laugh my ass off at. What's sad is that somebody said this will probably be better than Wolverine, and that's probably true.
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akumavern writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 3:25:25 PM
SpaceGhost: I don't know what movie you saw, but Wolverine was shit. Maybe you should go to a comic store and have a stack of wolverine comics fall on you, that is, if the production company from that movie hasn't burned every single one in exsistence to make their movie seem PLAUSIBLE. Yes, I realize, it's a movie, not a comic, but why deviate SO MUCH. I'm not complaining about where wolverines claws come out of or how an admantium bullet caused his memory loss, but really. Who the HELL were the other people on his 'team'? Besides Wade and the Blobs shitty fucking origins, I've never heard of anyone else on his team. Sabertooth, of course being the exception. And what is with them spending the entire budget on the first QUARTER of the movie? At least this movie (Mega Shark) kept the same budget throughout...which looks like the latter part of Wolverine.
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vaodsi writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 3:56:47 PM
anything is better than wolverine
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Ranger writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 4:34:10 PM
Y'know... I don't find this movie 'Ridiculous' as much as I view it as Fan-fucking-tastic!!!
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Ranger writes:
on May 12th, 2009 at 5:00:47 PM
The winner takes on Godzilla! The winner of that match takes on King Kong! Who-hoo... we have us a new series boys!!!
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prabuwiz writes:
on May 13th, 2009 at 3:10:59 AM
in the words of cartman 'laaaaaame'
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tolgaboy writes:
on May 14th, 2009 at 1:52:57 PM
huge flop
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steeviewoo writes:
on May 14th, 2009 at 2:01:15 PM
Nooooooo!!! Lorenzo Lamas, We love you! WWWWWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYY????????
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The Worm writes:
on May 17th, 2009 at 8:07:29 PM
I'll get stoned anyway.Fuck it.
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OneTime writes:
on July 4th, 2009 at 11:20:13 AM
i dont understand..why doesnt the shark have wings....
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