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The Three Seashells are Visually Explained

Posted: December 31st, 2008 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
The Three Seashells are Visually ExplainedSubmit Comment
Ever since "Demolition Man" hit theaters, fans have been wondering how the three seashells mentioned in the movie really work. Years later, Stallone revealed all the messy details that he got from the the writer.

Now, I-Mockery [via JoBlo] has put together a visual guide to help you understand what exactly to do with the seashells. Since pulling human excrement is involved, you might want to finish your meal before learning the details of this futuristic bathroom trick.

Looking at the illustration, I can find several flaws in the three seashells method. Since Taco Bell is the only remaining restaurant in the future, it might be difficult to grab on to anything solid.

Futuristic Bathroom: (click to enlarge)


Visual Guide: (click to enlarge)


Source: i-mockery


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Displaying 9 comment(s) Profanity: Turn On
WAFFLE MAN writes:
on December 31st, 2008 at 2:21:27 PM

HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!! lol Stallone your awesome thanks for the find.......pull it out from between my buttcheeks OK! lol
Blank x2 writes:
on December 31st, 2008 at 2:47:51 PM

Thank you, WorstPreviews. I have been pondering this for fifteen years. And now, finally, the question has been answered. No longer when I watch Demolition Man will I be in the dark with John Spartan when he speaks of the infamous three sea-shells. Finally......we know.
steamluv writes:
on December 31st, 2008 at 3:15:52 PM

ha, I actually always wondered this in the back of my mind
manichispanic writes:
on December 31st, 2008 at 3:26:30 PM

i was just talking about this the other day...
jetdog writes:
on December 31st, 2008 at 5:07:54 PM

the three sea shells!!!
The Skippy Spartan writes:
on December 31st, 2008 at 7:30:55 PM

My life is now complete, the great question that has haunted my life...answered!
griffinkane writes:
on December 31st, 2008 at 8:46:49 PM

if you have two in one hand, what's the third one for? I figured you would use them one at a time. Or is it in case you miss?
kevo10183 writes:
on January 1st, 2009 at 2:04:01 AM

what about when you have to poop again right after wiping? wouldn't you need like 6 or 7 sea shells?
defiant1 writes:
on January 1st, 2009 at 2:50:19 PM

See, I always thought you used 2 shells to spread your cheeks and then... LOL!!

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