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Diablo Cody Responds to HatersPosted: September 18th, 2008 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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  Writer Diablo Cody, the recent Oscar-winner for "Juno," has posted a message on her MySpace page for all the people out there that hate the fact that she has become successful. If you're one of those people, you may not like what she has to say.
"I may have won 19 awards that you don't feel I earned, but it's neither original nor relevant to slag on Juno. Really. And you're not some bold, singular voice of dissent, You are exactly like everyone else in your zeitgeisty-demo-lifestyle pod. You are even like me. (I, too, loved Arrested Development! Aren't we a pretty pair of cultural mavericks? Hey, let's go b*tch about how Black Kids are overrated!)
I'm sorry that while you were shooting your failed opus at Tisch, I was jamming toxic silicon toys up my *ss for money. I get why you're bitter. I took exactly one film class in college and-- with the curious exception of the Douglas Sirk unit—it bored the sh*t out of me. I also once got busted for loudly crinkling a bag of Jujubes during a classroom screening of Vivre Sa Vie. I don't deserve to be here. We've established that. But I'm here. Five million 12-year-olds think I'm Buck Henry. Accept it.
I'm sorry to all those violent, semi-literate fanboys who hate me for befriending their heroes. I can't help it if your favorite writer, actor, director, or talk show host likes me. Maybe you would too, if we actually met.
I know my name is fake and that it annoys you. What, do you hate Queen Latifah and Rip Torn, too? Writers and entertainers have been using pseudonyms for years. Chances are, you're spewing bile under an assumed screen name yourself. I'm sorry if you think I'm like some inked-up quasi-Suicide Girl derby c*nt from 2002, but I like my fake name. It's engraved on an Oscar. Yours isn't."
Source: MySpace
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Johnny Neat writes: on September 18th, 2008 at 2:43:19 PM
Awesome.
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Metafact writes: on September 18th, 2008 at 5:06:31 PM
Damn.
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vaodsi writes: on September 18th, 2008 at 6:50:38 PM
That was SOOOOOOOOOOOOo psycho-bitching awesome
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i3u7n5 writes: on September 19th, 2008 at 5:18:32 PM
Uh no, it wasn't awesome. She's a smug indie retard who was in the right place at the right time and via some kooky controvert jive talking script that stiff asses at the Academy found perplexing and oh! so avante garde, happened to win an oscar. I'm sure she's a hell of a nice person but seriously, Juno was dopey despite Bateman's efforts. I tried, I really tried.
Love and kisses "Diablo". See you in the Dollar bin.
- semi-literate fanboy who hated your dumb movie.
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Kal-El writes: on September 20th, 2008 at 1:08:58 PM
I want to stick toxic silicon toys in all her orifices.
Love you, Diablo.
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